Because life is too short for boring fits. Disco Funeral is about living like it’s your last night on the dance floor — bold, unapologetic, and loud AF. Because we could die now. No cap. So, we might as well die looking good.

Maybe? Well, looks can totally kill. You’ll have people turning heads and doing full 360s, and yeah, they might need to book a physio after that. But other than that, nah, you're good.

You can flex our nails 5-6 times. That’s way longer than your talking stage lasted. Not calling you out, babe—just a reminder to embrace your main character era and never settle.

Duh, girlie. It’s literally the bare minimum. So yeah, wipe those tears after watching The Notebook, plot your ex’s downfall, or live out your delulu fantasies of accepting an Oscar in the shower.

Um. Firstly, we don't sell. We serve you so you can serve looks. We serve necklaces, earrings, clothes, and nails. So, glam up girlie!

Um, yeah. Slide into our claws, and you’re basically Catwoman 2.0. They’re fierce, they’re sharp, and they’re here to help you slay.